Learn it, live it, love it!!!!!

Al die tyd het ek nog gedink dit is net ons in hierdie patetiese dorpie van ons wat met die munisipaliteit sukkel, vandag sit ek nog so lekker en google toe

ek tot my skok op hierdie brief afkom..  Lyk my mense reg oor die land kak af ..

Die brief volg so:



VIR AANDAG:     Die centurion munisipaliteit

FAKS:                      (012) 359-6111

VAN:                      XXXXXXXXXXXXXX


Ek rug hierdie skrywe aan die doos wat die munisipaliteit bestuur want as ek bel is amal mos in vergadering.  Seker besig

om hulle salarisse wat hulle elke maand steel te bespreek.

Met goeie reg kan ek sê dat dit die domste klomp dose onder een dak is wat ek nog gesien het want

niemand kan my fokken antwoorde gee nie – maar jy’s gou om my krag af te sit as julle kak aangejaag het.  Dit nadat ek 3 maal hier was om julle kak uit te sorteer.

*  Punt 1:  Mei 2005: R10, 124.  00  (Geld wat julle rentevry van my gesteel het)

*  Punt 2:  Ontvang laaste staat – Augustus 2005.  Steeds R5216. 00 in krediet.

(Neem kennis – Die doos betaal per debiet order)

Vir 6 maande ontvang ek geen state nie.

Maart 2006 skrik iemand wakker.  Ek is toe sommer R14 245.00 in debiet dit beteken ek het R20 000 .00 se krag gebruik in ses maande terwyl

daar net drie persone in my huis bly.

Fokken wonderlik ne?

Ek het julle kantore 3 maal besoek maar sonder sukses.  Ek het julle gesê as ek julle die geld skuld, wys my hoe en waarvoor- dan betaal ek dit.

Maar Nee- die dose vertel my dit is ontmoontlik dat ek soveel kan skuld en hulle sal die kak uitsorteer.

Wel, weet jy doos, hoe my kak uitsorteer is?  My krag is afgesit.  Terwyl jy en jou vet

kinders lekker gevreet het, het ek sonder krag gesit.  Tot 22:00 gister- aand- sonder kos.

Ek vra nie, ek sê nou vir jou – SORT JULLE KAK UIT!!!!  Want as ek weer hier kom gaan iemand

gebliksem word.

Die uwe


Shame die tannie of oompie is regtig baie die hel in!!! Hulle moes tot 22:00 sonder kos sit!


‘n Vinnige kak Grappie


Op ‘n Nationwide vlug na Joburg tref die aerie ‘n moerse storm. Die turbulence is heavy, en dinge gaan van kak na kakker toe weerlig een van die vlerker tref. ‘n Chick in een van die voorste rye verloor dit heeltemal en begin skree: “Ek is te jonk om dood te gaan, maar as dit nou my tyd is sal ek graag vir die laaste paar oomblikke van my lewe wil beleef deur soos ‘n regte vrou te voel. Is daar iemand op hierdie vliegtuig wat my soos ‘n regte vrou kan laat voel?”

Dit raak ewe skielik tjoepstil en almal vergeet vir ‘n oomblik van die gemors waarin hulle hulleself bevind. ‘n Fris geboude boer van die Vrystaat staan agter in die vliegtuig op en knoop sy hemp stadig oop terwyl hy vorentoe loop. Toe hy reg voor die chick staan, is sy hemp in sy hand. Hy gee dit vir haar en tune: “Stryk hierdie. En bring vir my ‘n bier.”


















– describing a guy as cute is apparently offensive…

– when four or more guys get together they talk about sport. When four or more women get together they talk about men. ( Which is unfair since men are way more confusing than the off-side rule)

– Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man can’t fix something, He’ll actually take it personally.

– They have a soft side, too. In a recent poll, 75% of men admitted to shedding a tear in The Notebook.

-“yes” and “no” is acceptable answers to any question; men aren’t big on elaboration.

– Don’t give men too many options – they don’t know whether they want to wear a pin-striped tee or a black tank.

– Seventy- five percent of men agree that Giselle Bundchen is the ultimate female followed closed by Jessica Alba.

– Ninety percent of guys don’t get the high- wasted pants trend, or the 80’s fashion revival.

– Guys don’t understand hints, so say what you mean and mean what you say.

– All guys are afraid of eyelash curlers. Sleep with one under your pillow – apparently scarier than a gun.

– They do kiss and tell (sorry)

– Guys don’t have issues hooking up with their ex-girlfriend’s best friend. Since there are more women in the world then men, they call it recycling.

– If they go quiet, it doesn’t mean there’s something on their mind. Chances are there’s nothing.

– If it itches it will be scratched (actually, you already know this one)

– Guys agree that Britney Spears is a tad too mad and Lindsay is a Bitch (Oh – and their No.1 hate? Girls bitching).

– Socially, guys either mingle and bond with the other boys, or sit quiet. There’s no in-between.

– Whenever men are around, ensure that you have some food and sport on the TV and all will be well..

– They’re gentlemen in front of single girls, But if you’re already taken, they’ll treat you like one of the boys (farts included)

100 Ways to love

Love actually!!!

1. Communicate with him respectfully.

2. Regard him as important and let him know he’s important to you.

3. Do everything you can to at least understand his feelings—even when you disagree with him.

4. Be interested in his friends and occasionally give him time with them (if they are trust-worthy men).

5. Ask for his opinion and let him know you value what he says.

6. Tell him you both love him AND like him.

7. Let him feel your approval and affections.

8. Protect his dignity on a daily basis.

9. Be tender with him realizing he has feelings also.

10. Foster an atmosphere of laughter in your home. Look for ways to laugh together.

11. Avoid sudden major changes without discussion giving him time to adjust.

12. When you go out on a date together don’t bring up problems—reserve that time to one of having
fun together.

13. Focus on what he’s doing right, instead of focusing so often on the negatives.

14. Show interest in what he feels is important in life.

15. Correct him gently and in private.

16. Recognize that the first few minutes after a spouse comes home often sets the stage for the way the rest of the evening will go. So try to make the first few minutes of seeing each other a more positive experience if possible. (And then ease into the negative if it’s necessary.)

17. Make special time available to him.

18. Don’t allow any family member to treat him disrespectfully. You should be the one to defend him to any family member that dishonors his place as your man.

19. Compliment him often.

20. Be creative when you express your love, both in words and in actions.

21. Talk with him about having specific family goals for each year to work on to achieve together so you will both feel closer to each other as a couple.

22. Don’t over commit yourself. Leave time for him.

23. Be forgiving when he offends you.

24. Find ways to show him you need him.

25. Encourage alone time for him when it’s possible. (This energizes him to reconnect with you at other times.)

26. Admit your mistakes; don’t be afraid to be humble. Peel away your pride.

27. Defend him to anyone who is being disrespectful in their talk about him, remembering that love protects (1 Corinthians 13:7).

28. Respect his desire to do well—not his performance.

29. Rub his feet or neck, or scratch his back after a hard day.

30. Take time for the two of you to sit and talk calmly (schedule it when necessary).

31. Initiate going out on romantic outings (when he’s not tired).

32. Write him a letter occasionally, telling him how much you love him.

33. Surprise him with a fun gift of some kind.

34. Express how much you appreciate him for working so hard to support you.

35. Tell him how proud you are of him.

36. Give advice in a loving way — not in a nagging or belittling way.

37. Help your partner to be the Spiritual head of the home (without “lording” it over him that you’re helping).

38. Look for ways to reserve some of your energies for him so you’re not so tired when he wants and needs you sexually.

39. Don’t expect him to do projects beyond his capabilities. All men aren’t born equal in this area of expertise.

40. Pray for him to enjoy God’s best in life.

41. Take the time to notice what he has done for you.

42. Brag about him to other people both in front of him and even when he’s not there.

43. Share your thoughts and feelings with him (but keep it brief when he’s tired—sometimes men can feel “flooded” by too many words).

44. Tell him 3 things you specifically appreciate about him.

45. Honor him in front of others (and differ respectfully in private when it’s necessary).

46. Give him time to unwind for a few minutes after coming home from work, and then take your “time out”.

47. Get up with him, even when he gets up earlier than you want to and pray with him. (Hopefully you can go back to sleep afterwards. If not, it’s a sacrifice worth making.)

48. Be his “help-mate” in whatever ways you sense he needs it.

49. Do some shoulder-to-shoulder activities with him (like watching a movie or driving quietly in a car) without talking. Sometimes men just like to BE with you and not talk.

50. Be a student of your partners ways so you can show your love for him in ways he’ll better comprehend it.

51. When your partner is in a bad mood—give him quiet time to recover.

52. Help him to finish his goals, hobbies, or education when he needs your help.

53. Treat him as if God has stamped on his forehead: “Handle With Care”.

54. Work to get rid of habits that annoy him.

55. Be kind & thoughtful to his relatives. Don’t make him choose between you & them.

56. Don’t compare his relatives with yours in a negative way.

57. Thank him for things he’s done around the house. (It means a lot to men).

58. Don’t expect credit for all you do for him and the household. Do it as “unto the Lord”.

59. Make sure he understands everything important that you’re planning to do.

60. Do little things for him—an unexpected kiss, coffee in bed, etc.

61. Don’t belittle his intelligence or be cynical in your words with him.

62. Initiate sex periodically. And respond more often.

63. Sometimes let him enjoy his day off work without having to “work” at home.

64. Get to the point in your discussions with him. Spare him details unless he wants them.

65. Discover his sexual needs.

66. Surprise him with a 15 second kiss when he gets home from work.

67. Wink at him from across the room when you’re out at a group function.

68. Give him the benefit of the doubt when he says things in a wrong way. Think, “What’s he really trying to say?”

69. Don’t quarrel over words.

70. Don’t forget to use common courtesies with your partner. (Too often we’re kinder to strangers than we are to our own spouse.)

71. When something goes wrong, instead of assessing blame, focus on how to do better.

72. ever say, “I told you so.”

73. Don’t argue over money. Peacefully discuss future expenditures instead.

74. Take him out on dates—pre-planning all of the details ahead of time.

75. Hold his hand in public. Snuggle up close to him at times both at home and in public.

76. Praise his good decisions; minimize the bad ones. (And if you need to discuss the bad ones do so respectfully, looking for ways to make better decisions in the future.)

77. Tell him you love him often.

78. Put love notes in his pockets and brief case.

79. Sit with him while he’s watching television—even if the program doesn’t interest you.

80. Don’t ask of him to read your mind.

81. Periodically, give him time with his family alone.

82. Check with him before you throw away his junky looking papers. (He may view them as more important than you realize.)

83. Work to keep yourself in shape in every way.

84. Let him express himself freely, without fear of being called stupid or illogical.

85. Carefully choose your words, especially when angry—remembering, as the Bible says, to “speak the truth in LOVE”.

86. Don’t criticize him in front of others—keeping his dignity in tact.

87. Visit his childhood home with him.

88. When you’re angry with him, express it in ways that are respectful. Don’t give him the silent treatment.

89. Pray for him.

90. Make him homemade soup when he’s sick.

91. Look your best—dress to honor him and make him proud to be seen with you.

92. Support him when someone tries to put him down. Be his best cheer leader.

93. Don’t disagree with him in front of the others.

94. Take him for a weekend get-away (only the two of you)

95. Cheer his successes whether in business or in other areas of everyday living.

96. Be gracious in teaching him how to show you ways that will demonstrate his love for you.

97. Give him coupons to redeem—maybe for a back scratch or a shoulder rub.

98. Buy him a gift certificate to his favorite lunch spot and put it in his wallet.

99. Hide notes for him around the house where only he will find them.

100. Thank him for just being himself.

Jy is my vriend en ek haat dit om jou so te sien.  So as jy weer hartseer is, lees die, spesiaal vir jou!!!!

Ek wens ek kon jou pyn vir jou dra

Ek wens ek kon jou seerkry wegvat

Ek wens ek kon al jou vrae antwoord

en Ek wens ek kon net al die mooi in die wêreld vir jou gee…

So in my briefie is hier ‘n klein bietjie liefde net vir jou, ‘n biekie sonskyn in die blou!

Ek wens ek kon alles vir jou beter en regmaak, maar ek is net ‘n mens en ek’s magteloos daarom

( al weet jy dit nie en ek gee nie om wat ander sê)

lê ek jou by Jesus se voete neer.  HY ken jou vrese, jou twyfel, al jou seer.. HY sal lewe en vrede bring in jou hart!!!

Onthou:  Daar is altyd laaste danse, maar daar is ook altyd tweede kanse!

Dit breek my hart om jou so te sien.  Ek weet dat jy dit nooit verdien.  Vir elke traan wat jy huil, huil ek myne.  Maak jou ogies oop, ek sal saam jou loop, dan bring ek jou weer tot voor die troon.  HY sal jou vashou, HY sal jou nooit verlaat nie. HY is altyd by jou, al maak niks vir jou sin nie.

So as jy weer alleen en bang, in die donker lê en dink, onthou my woorde want dis SY belofte!!!